LMFAO Friday ~ Mother's Day Weekend Edition

You'll have to forgive me, I'm still a little goose-bumpy from the announcement that the Statue of Liberty will be re-opening her crown to visitors on the Fourth of July... and my legs are a little shaky from over-doing the happy dance when I found out that they finally arrested Drew Peterson for the murder of his third wife (I'll restrain myself from typing the string of obscenities that spew forth from my lips whenever I see that guy's pic on TV)... and I'm a little bleary-eyed from crying during the Gray's 100th episode last night, but I'll try to do my best for y'all.

And, oh hey, for those of you living under rocks, it's Mother's Day this Sunday. I can assure you that being good to your Mama is a wise course of action. Who else knows all your dirty little secrets even if you don't think they do? In the political environment of the family, Mom's are the CIA the FBI and Guantanamo Bay all rolled in to one... in other words: don't forget to kiss Mom's ass this weekend or you'll pay the Mama Way... fair warning slackers & husbands alike!

And now on to the funny honey... LMFAO!

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From the Soprano's toy collection, cause a hit-man's kids need toys too...




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Hey, he apologized... his Mom must be so proud!




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When Pete came home with his new license plate, his wife turned to her sister and said in an exasperated tone, "See, Liz, this is why you never, ever fake orgasms."




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He's right, that bucket sure looks sturdier than the helmet sitting between the handlebars...




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...they only play shoes on TV.




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The origins of the next Unibomber.




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Are you sure? Seriously? Cause if we move the rubble around a little, I'm sure we could find seating for everyone.




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...it's the hidden portal to the minds of Trekkies...




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Ireland immediately jumps at the chance to take the Mexican tourism crowd put off by Swine Flu...




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In the world of advertising, Bob, we have a technical term for this. It's called, "Neiner Neiner Neiner!"



And Last But Not Least, Just for Mother's Day...




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Guaranteed future 'mental health' co-pay for little Jonny.
FAIL-FAILEDY-FAIL-FAIL-FAIL!
'Nuff Said!!!



Happy Mother's Day, Y'all!