And to those of you on the road this weekend... independence does NOT mean act a fool on the highway. Driving 40 mph is just as dangerous as driving 140 mph... so c'mon. Show some common courtesy, because look around you narcissistic jack-hole, you Are Not The Only Driver On The Road... every last one of you are trying to get somewhere; and it's way better to be late than dead, but not if it's from natural causes Grandma Higgins. Besides, if you're a jerky driver, karma will make sure you get the burnt burger and bitter beer, so be cool, OK?
With that in mind, it is my
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I keep telling you Sue, if you would have stopped giving the kids Coca-cola, and letting them ride the Rottweiler, shouting, "YAH-HOO!!!!" at the top of their lungs, they wouldn't have posted the sign.
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After 15 years in the thankless position of Head Maze Artist, Tom was bored...
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But, Jane, the guys are coming for the BBQ, I had to get ESPN!
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Peek-a-boo, I see you...
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Budget cuts mean nothing to the Beverly Hills P.D.
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Whut?!?
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Well Finally! Now I know where to go when I don't want to take off my nightgown and put on shoes!
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One day you'll realize, Jeanine, that regular water is ruining your chances of loosing weight...all the celebrity magazines say so.
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Oh, honey, look! Mr Giggles looks like he's laughing (after eating three misbehaved children), and see, you even captured the Satanic-hellfire in his right eye. That is definitely the picture we should run with the ad...
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Damn Straight Skippy!!! The first person that asks for a tofu burger at the BBQ this weekend is getting his ass kicked, and possibly fed to Mr Giggles...
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