LMFAO Friday ~ Happy Birthday Josie Edition

Well, it's that time of year again... no, not Halloween, not daylight savings time, not official kickoff to the holiday season; it is, in fact, my daughter's birthday. Her ELEVENTH birthday to be exact. This is the part where I take a quick break to check for deepening crow's feet and notice that the number of grey's in my dirty-blond hair have grown exponentially... again. But enough about my being forced to admit my rapidly aging status and focus on my girl's rapidly aging status. 11 years old, 6th grade, talented and gifted program, still so beautiful and thoughtful and incredibly awesome that I'm still over here wondering how in the heck the universe decided that I was worthy of bringing her into the world. I love you Pea.



And for the rest of you who don't have a daughter named Josie with a birthday today, I'll say Happy LMFAO Friday and a great Halloween weekend to you; also, don't be a bonehead like me and remember to turn your clocks back sometime after 2 am on Sunday.

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We all know this picture was taken in a government building, right?




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The stock boy may have had some time left to his court-ordered anger management classes.




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I had to put Bessie up front, she's the one that knew where we were going.




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That'll stop 'em! (in Fantasy Land)




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I could insert any blond joke here, but I looked it up, and Blondie there is the class Valedictorian. Yeah.




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He's gotta have a foot long beard and two oxen (and a computer... Whoopsie!)




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That's a Texan nursery right there!




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I think the person who placed the ads may have been smoking the carnations.




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Whuutt?!?




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Tim didn't have to guess where the 'massage parlor' was.




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That's the computerized version of: "Buhwahahahahah!!! You want WHAT? Psht, Yeah, Skippy, THAT'LL happen! Not!"




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OMG Dude! Joey's going for the record! Chug! Chug! Chug!




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Replace the Jaden with Josie... even if there is a giant brown dildo on the cake.